If Super Junior Got Youtube Accounts
Leeteuk: Would keep ELF updated on many Super Junior events. He would also upload videos of him practicing on being an MC in the restroom.
Heechul: Upload videos of him playing with his cat, him talking, and some reaction videos toward the Wonder Girls.
Sungmin: Will upload at months at a time. He'll play guitar and take videos of the members being weird proving his normality.
Yesung: Uploads videos of the members philtrum up close when they're asleep.
Eunhyuk: Makes AMV's of all his favorite animes.
Siwon: Takes videos of all the places he visits and tells every single person he passes by to have a glorious day.
Donghae: Uploads videos of all his pranks he pulls on all the other members... and by other members mostly Eunhyuk.
Ryeowook: Takes videos of him with his hyungs and what they do during their spare time.
Kyuhyun: Uploads one video. Never uploads another one again.
Henry: Uploads videos of him playing the guitar, violin, and piano... most of them with Amber.
Zhou Mi: Makes a helpful fashion blog. Keeping all his subscribers up on the daily fashions and fashion tips on how to look fabulous everyday.
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.