January 2012
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Teacher: "Why are you late?
Student: "I'm late?"
Teacher: "You just missed an entire period"
Student: "Are you telling me I'm pregnant?"
The Arashi which the Japanese Staff saw :)
It may not be really accurate or anything but I saw this on a website so I just translated it ^_^
The Oh-chan that they saw: (1) Not the type who checks himself in the mirror all the time. (2) Very silent and alone until Nino came talking to him, then he will play with Nino. (3) Will sit on the sofa and stares into space. (4) Even when Arashi are not filming, he will get bullied by the other members.
The Sho that they saw: (1) Always very seriously reading the scripts. (2) Consistently checking the mirror to arrange hairstyle. (3) Constantly became very happy (Tension Up!) when he saw Nino and Oh-chan playing. (4) Sometimes bullies Oh-chan.
The Aiba that they saw: (1) Can hear his laughter almost everywhere. (2) Always the latest to change his clothes. (3) Read alot of magazines. (4) When he watches TV, he will explain all the currently popular stuff to the members.
The Nino that they saw: (1) Will greet every single staff. (2) Always playing games. (3) When he is feeling bored, he will go to Oh-chan there and play with him. (4) When he is feeling happy, he will appear to be the most excited of all.
The Jun that they saw: (1) Very sensitive to the smell of perfume. (2) Always encourage Nino and Oh-chan to play. (3) Receives alot of calls!! (Always on the phone)
How people end up in SMEnt.
Go Ara's friend: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Go Ara: Sure, I'll support you.
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Han Geng's friend: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Han Geng: Sure, I'll support you.
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Boa's brother: Will you accompany me to an SM audition? I'm afraid to go alone...
Boa: Sure, I'll support you.
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Changmin's mom: I'd really love to see Boa... Min, would you like to go to an SM audition?
Changmin: No.
Changmin's mom: Perfect! I'll bring you tomorrow.
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Hyoyeon's mom: I'd really love to see H.O.T... Hyo, would you like to go to an SM audition?
Hyoyeon: No.
Hyoyeon's mom: Perfect! I'll bring you tomorrow.
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Yesung's mom: Either you get a new hobby or I flush your insects.
Yesung: But Mom. They're not insects, they're my friends.
Yesung's mom: Tomorrow I'll bring you to the SM audition.
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Talent scout: Oh dear! What a cute 4yr old girl! We'd like her to sign a contract with us.
Jung parents: Krystal is a wee bit too young to go around dancing in skimpy clothes. Maybe in a few years. You can have the older sister meanwhile.
Jessica: Hi.
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If you ride the jeep for the first time and you…
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Me: I think I'm gonna go to sleep now.
TV: lol but good shows are on.
iPod: sleep? Is that a new app?
Sleeping position: lol I'm not gonna be comfortable.
Mind: what's the meaning of life though?
Tempurature: lol it's too hot and too cold.
Noises: oh, you said be louder? Okay.
